- Mr. Toombs the physical science teacher, has just gotten the news that his wife is cheating on him. So you’ll have to get in there before his free period, cause he’s gonna need to “use the room” and we all understand.
- You may think if you’ve never used that bathroom before, that it’s a bit more private than the other bathrooms in the school. You’re wrong. Debbie, the attendance secretary has been monitoring its use and reporting how many times a day everyone “goes” to Principal Hughes. I suggest using the bathroom near the kindergarten. Honestly those kids don’t know how good they have it.
- If you think that you have to wait until your free period to use the bathroom, you are mistaken my friend. That’s not good time management, no matter what the principal says. He/she is not the boss...of your bowels.
- The one nice thing about the Teacher’s Lounge bathroom is that there’s always candy. No one know who buys it. But you should always leave a quarter for every piece you take. That’s just polite. I recommend staying away from the “Bit-o-honey”s.
- Are you behind on all of that state required paperwork? Take your laptop into the bathroom with you. As you submit everything you’ll need to note that you did it from the Teacher’s Lounge bathroom. The state Dept. of Education tracks that sort of data. They use it to change how the forms are presented so as to make it easier to do while pooping.
- Put your shoes back on
