Tips for pooping in the bathroom at your date’s place:

  • multitasking is important in relationships; brush your teeth at the same time. 
  • If you need to mask the sound of “going”, I recommend a more “eco” friendly method, than running the water in the sink. Go through the medicine cabinet, find a few bottles of pills and use them as shakers. Added bonus, you get to see what pills they take. 
  • Locate any air fresheners they have BEFORE you start. This is a mistake you’ll only make once. 
  • Take off your pants/skirt/bottoms completely. The possibility of accidentally getting them wet is too high. Remember that putting them back on before leaving the bathroom is up to you. 
  • Does your date have a pet? It is customary to invite that pet into the bathroom with you to establish a bond. If you don’t do this, and things go well with the date, things will not go so well with the pet. 
  • Not enough toilet paper? Take a shower. It’s fine. 
  • Put your shoes back on.