- don’t use break time for your constitutional, that’s not good time management.
- having trouble finding the perfect bathroom to “go” in? It’s the one in your boss’ office. That’s the best one.
- do you find that the coffee at the office is causing more frequent trips? There’s no sense in cutting back, just increase your daily intake until you don’t have to go anymore. This is commonly known as the “Office Joe Cleanse”. It’s approved by “bored certified” Doctor Hank. He’s a doctor, trust him.
- Do you sometimes think that, “maybe I can hold it until I get home?” Well, these aren’t tips for holding it.
- Long boring meetings are bane of every office worker. Try breaking up the monotony by doing remote meetings from the different bathrooms throughout the building. IT loves the opportunity to test the WiFi and hot laptops on bare thighs is therapeutic.
- remember to put your shoes back on.