- Contrary to their location,the traffic court bathrooms are actually see the least amount of traffic throughout the day, because those courtrooms are so busy. So, use this knowledge wisely.
- Taking your attorney with you while you go is perfectly fine. Look if that guy is gonna bill you for the time anyway, get to most of it. Plus anything you share with him or her during your “session” is protected by “Attorney-Client” privilege.
- The bathroom in the Judge’s chambers is off-limits to all but the most persistent bathroom seekers. However, if you are caught in there you may suffer a “contempt of commode” charge that will be hard to live down.
- Talking to others while pooping is usually just fine, but you don’t know why anyone else is at the courthouse today. They may be having a really bad day, sometimes people just need a hug.
- If the bathrooms are not in a condition that is conducive to proper pooping, step into the hallway and yell “I object” until someone comes out and says “Sustained” and cleans it.
- If a person is on the phone in bathroom, tap them on the shoulder and ask them for a “side bar”. Then take their phone away from them.
- Put your shoes back only on.
