- Be sure you let performers know you’re going to poop. The last you want is for them to think you don’t care about them and that’s why you aren’t watching their sets. It’s because you have to poop. Simple as that.
- A wireless microphone can be your best friend. If you think you might not be able to make it back to the stage in time to bring up the next comic, just do it from the bathroom. Be a professional.
- Make sure you’re only going in there to poop. No smoking or other extra curricular activities this time. You have a job to do.
- If there’s a line, you have the right skip ahead of everyone else, but you’ll have to announce it from the stage. It’s only fair.
- Put your shoes back on