Tips for pooping in the bathroom at the office (part three)

  • If you wear your headphones no one can tell you are crying.  
  • Aspiring drummers should use the stall walls for practice. The bathroom on the third floor has the best acoustics and the reverb in there is sweet! 
  • It is my recommendation to take off your pants/bottoms and underwear   People can see those under the stall walls and can identify you later. No need to let them know who was crying. 
  • Do you have a big presentation coming up soon? This is a good opportunity practice. Start with a joke. I recommend something from the volume one of Truly Tasteless Jokes. Man, those jokes are in-ap-pro-pri-ate. 
  • Put your shoes back on  
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