- This may be obvious, but, leave the door open. This is more to establish dominance than to keep an eye on them. Being able to watch them is a plus.
- I’ve recommended taking your pants off when “going” in past tips. It is never more important than in this case. Imagine having to jump into action when one of your little babies needs help with your jeans and underpants around your ankles. You’ll run faster than you waddle.
- Do you have a dog? Dogs are excellent babysitters. Even the dumb ones. Leave them with the dog, they’ll be fine. Poop in peace.
- Dont have a dog? It’s time to learn the art of poop sprinting. This ancient art involves using two separate bathrooms in your home. You start pooping in one. Then quickly run to the other while checking on the kids. Repeat, until you’re done.
- Do you have small children? Bring them into bathroom with you. I recommend setting up a crafting area in the tub. And hey they’re probably dirty. Just turn on the water.
- Put your shoes back on.
