Tips for pooping in the bathroom next to “It’s A Small World” at Disneyland

  • stop cursing. See those smaller people around? Those are children. 
  • Disney will not tell you that you can access the bathroom from the ride itself. When you see the kids from Spain, look for a door on the right. That’s not the bathroom. It’s the one on the left. You have one chance.  
  • The hidden bathroom is pretty good. But you’ll need to bring your own toilet paper if you like double ply, they only provide the cheap stuff. 
  • Bring earplugs. That song is a terrible ear worm.  
  • The lines can get long. So I recommend applying for a “Fast-Pass”.  
  • Put your shoes back on.