- having trouble going? Order three shots of espresso. Drink them. Wait.
- If Starbucks is your favorite coffee shop, you’re wrong. However, you’ll probably need to get the key from the barista first. I recommend talking to Jane. Jane, likes you best.
- Do you have a crush on the barista and don’t want them to know that you’re going to poop in their bathroom? Get over it, everybody poops. Also, the barista doesn’t care.
- If you do poop at your favorite coffee shop, you can’t go back.
- Remember to put your shoes back on.